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CS Region vs. GARY Region

#2 Lyndsay Petruny (Chicago Bears Network) vs. #3 Emily Florez (NBC 5)

***Voting ends at 11:59 p.m. Tuesday***

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DVX Region vs. SunriseZone Region

#2 Erin Kennedy (CBS 2) vs. #3 Megan Glaros (CBS 2)

***Voting ends at 11:59 p.m. Tuesday***

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I have better things to do at 12:30 a.m. on a weekend. I could watch a show on my DVR. I could just go to bed since I have work at 10:00. Or how about I could go grab one of Dekalb’s finest hookers (I am sure they’re around)?

Instead, I am writing about how much of a PATHETIC organization the Chicago Bulls are.

For the second time in eight fucking days, the Bulls play a sub .500 team, get a 18 or more point lead, only to blow it and lose by a large margin. And I am fucking pissed off. I am fucking annoyed. This franchise has been a fucking embarrassment and I am sick and tired of this shit. First game against the Hornets, they blow the big lead and were down by the same amount. They made a mini come back and only lost by ten. But believe me, it wasn’t even that close.

Then, this game against the almighty Detroit Pistons arrives. The Bulls get an 18-point lead (again) in the third quarter. I believe it was 66-48. Great, right? Nope. Bulls blow that and end up losing by 16. For you stat wizards out there (cue the Yeti monster), that’s a 34-point turnaround.

I am sick and tired of Joakim Noah being a fucking idiot by thinking he’s a point guard by dribbling the ball up the court, only to get it taken away from him. Noah had two different sequences in a row in this game, that lead to five straight points and lead to Detroit making their run. I am sick and tired of Kirk Hinrich. And if someone can correct me, I believe Noah and Hinrich lead the team in turnovers. FUCKING PATHETIC.

The Pistons outscored the Bulls 54-19 to close out the game. I repeat: They outscored the Bulls 54-19 to close out the game.

I cannot believe how many fucking times I have written this shit about the Bulls blowing leads over all of these years. I cannot believe how many fucking times some moron has came on this site to say “It’s the NBA”. THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING EXCUSE FOR A TEAM PICKED TO BE SECOND IN THE CONFERENCE TO BLOW 18 PLUS POINT LEADS AGAINST TWO SUB .500 TEAMS IN EIGHT DAYS. NO. FUCKING. EXCUSE. I don’t give a fuck how many players are hurt. Injuries aren’t an excuse for these performances.

And what sucks is that there are two players on this team (Gasol, Snell) that have actually worked their asses off and are giving a fuck. Everyone else has either played like shit and have allowed this crap to continue or the others can’t get off the bench (McDermott, Bairstow) because of the PATHETIC excuse for a head coach.

HELLO? ANYBODY HOME BULLS’ ORGANIZATION? TIME FOR TO MAKE CHANGES YOU PIECES OF SHIT.

These games weren’t runaways, one bit. With the CS Region, #2 Lyndsay Petruny emerged victorious after taking care of #1 Melody Mendez 17-11. In the second game, it was an exciting one. #3 Emily Florez fell behind early to co-worker and #1 seed, Lauren Jiggetts. In the final day of voting, she overtook Lauren and pulled away by winning 16-12.

That sets up #2 Lyndsay Petruny from the CS Region will battle #3 Emily Florez from the GARY Region.

The Final Four is now set. Games will begin Sunday through Tuesday with the Larry Horse Trophy on the line Wednesday or Thursday.

Let’s get it on!

#1 Lauren Jiggetts (NBC 5) vs. #3 Emily Florez (NBC 5)

***Voting ends at 11:59 p.m. Friday***

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#1 Melody Mendez (Fox 32) vs. #2 Lyndsay Petruny (Chicago Bears Network)

***Voting ends at 11:59 p.m. Friday***

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Okay, folks. We have our first two Final Four participants.

In the DVX Regional Final, your champion is #2 Erin Kennedy as she took down #4 Brooke Weisbrod 17-12. In the SunriseZone region, #3 Megan Glaros and her fabulous boobies disposed of #4 Zoraida Sambolin by the final score of 15-11.

So, in the first game on Monday, it will be #2 Erin Kennedy taking on #3 Megan Glaros for the chance to play for it all. I, for one, am pumped.

#3 Megan Glaros (CBS 2) vs. #4 Zoraida Sambolin (NBC 5)

***Voting ends at 11:59 p.m. Wednesday***

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#2 Erin Kennedy (CBS 2) vs. #4 Brooke Weisbrod (Comcast SportsNet)

***Voting ends at 11:59 p.m. Wednesday***

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Ladies and gentleman, it’s a first in tournament history. #1 Lauren Jiggetts tied with #4 Marissa Bailey 14-14. What’s this mean? Well, I will open up voting until 2:59 p.m. today on this thread. For those who didn’t vote over the weekend, the poll will open once again until the time given. THERE MUST BE A WINNER.

In the other game, it wasn’t a match for #3 Emily Florez as she ran #2 Jen Lada right out of this tournament by a final score of 18-10.

Who will Emily face in the Elite Eight? Decide for yourself. Voting ends at 2:59 p.m. today!

***UPDATE 5:03 P.M. – LAUREN JIGGETTS WINS 3-0 IN OVERTIME. THE FINAL SCORE IS 17-14. The Elite Eight games will begin Tuesday.***

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