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Chucky Region Results

March 19, 2013

Well, who’s ANGRY over these games? Daniella Guzman disposed of Kerry Sayers by 18 votes. Poor Kerry. We still find her sizzling though. It was much closer for the last game but Jen Lada prevailed in the end by four over Marion Brooks. Congratulations to these two as they will go head-to-head for a trip to the Final Four next week.

Game 4 – Chicago’s Finest TV Anchors: Chucky Region

March 17, 2013

2. Marion Brooks (NBC 5) vs. 3. Jen Lada (Comcast SportsNet)

*Voting ends at 11:59 p.m. Tuesday*

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Game 3 – Chicago’s Finest TV Anchors: Chucky Region

March 17, 2013

1. Daniella Guzman (NBC 5) vs. 4. Kerry Sayers (Fox 32/670 The Score)

*Voting ends at 11:59 p.m. Tuesday*

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Irish Yeti Region Results

March 16, 2013

In an upset, #4 Susannah Collins edged out #1 Kate Sullivan by two votes. It was no match for #2 Alicia Roman as she defeated #3 Krystle Gutierrez with an 11-vote gap. It will be Alicia vs. Susannah sometime next week. Chucky’s region will be Sunday or Monday. Stay tuned.

This is for you Chucky.

March 15, 2013

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Sorry buddy. I didn’t bring a sign as you requested but I brought you the next best thing: TNA President and your favorite person, Dixie Carter.

Game 2 – Chicago’s finest TV anchors: Irish Yeti Region (stats withholding)

March 13, 2013

2. Alicia Roman (NBC 5) vs. 3. Krystle Gutierrez  (WGN)

*Voting ends at 11:59 p.m. Central Time Friday.*

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Game 1 – Chicago’s finest TV anchors: Irish Yeti Region (stats withholding)

March 12, 2013

Regional matchups: Winner of the Irish Yeti region plays the winner of the Chucky region.

1. Kate Sullivan (CBS 2) vs. 4. Susannah Collins (Comcast SportsNet)

*Voting ends at 11:59 p.m. Central Time Friday.*

 

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Coming soon to a crappy website near you.

March 11, 2013

It’s March. So you know what that means: March Madness. We’re going to shift away from basketball for just a bit here however. Since this is the worst site on the internet, I have decided to copy off others and have my own “tournament” here. Here is what I have for you, my two loyal readers:

March Madness: Most gorgeous women on Chicago TV today. Unlike other tournaments, this one will have exactly 16 of Chicago’s finest women on TV. After going through all of the stations, I actually had about 20-22 but decided to keep it simple. There will be honorable mentions of women who were lost in the shuffle. So, instead of 64 or 32, we start off right away with a Sweet (Or sizzling) 16 and then, go from there.

There will be four regions. They are: Irish Yeti, Mad City Mac, Chucky and Jimmy D. Starting Wednesday or Thursday, games will be played with the championship sometime in the next week or two. Polls will be available where all of you can vote. I think I’ll have the poll up for each game at least a day or two along with what makes some of these women great.

I understand there could be Bears news coming up in the next few days so if that ends up taking over the site for a little bit, I promise, I will get to this stuff eventually.

Open thread.

March 4, 2013

PATHETIC.

February 25, 2013

Guess what Bulls fans? Our favorite basketball team has scored less than 73 points in three of the last four games. But no worries! One of the best coaches in the NBA will shun all of the non-believers and lead the Bulls to the promised land. I am, of course, talking about Vinny Del Thibodeou. Let’s take a look a look at their last great effort against the Oklahoma City Thunder on Sunday evening.

The entire team shot 29%. I don’t know what the record is for worst shooting night but I am guessing this percentage isn’t very far from it.

Taj Gibson:  2 for 11? Why in the world is this idiot even shooting? He’s on this team for two reasons: Defense and rebounding. Leave it to someone else to shoot like crap. “BUT HE DUNKED OVER DWYANE WADE IN DAT ONE GAME!” Yes. Then, he played like shit along with the rest of the team in that series after that game.

“Nasty” Nate Robinson: 2-14. When C.J. Watson took his “talents” to Brooklyn, I thought we were done seeing players take horrible shots numerous times and not realizing that they need to stop. Fuck this guy.

Carlos Boozer: “HEY. “GIMME DAT!” Translation: 1-5 and he’s getting paid $15 million. Sign me for the minimum and I’ll make one out of five shots a game.

I only wish changes could be made. They won’t though and that fucking sucks because Jerry Reinsdorf owns this team. If he wasn’t such a cocksucker of an owner, ThomASS, Paxson and Forman would have all been tossed. Instead, they are sticking around because Reinsdorf still doesn’t understand that this is a business. Fuck him too. It’s a damn shame because now, Thibodeou can’t even put a competitive team on the court.