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With a month to go until training camp starts, I just wanted to remind everyone that these two men are losers before they even start losing.

June 23, 2022

Ryan Poles and Matt Eberflus (how does EberLose sound?) are already losing games for the Bears despite the season not starting yet. We have a general manager who signs the statistically worst quarterbacks in history to the head coach is sounding like he has “FIRE AND PASSION” in the worst of ways.

I’m already done with these idiots. Every year, the Bears are basically eliminated by Columbus Day. These two are not even qualified to run a high school team.

Fuck it. Fuck it all.

Ryan Poles and Matt Eberflus should be fired NOW!

June 8, 2022

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/bears-punished-by-nfl-for-violating-leagues-non-contact-practice-rules-per-report/

How is this not grounds for termination? If the rule is no contact practices, then it should be exactly that. What the fuck are Poles and EberLOSE thinking? Yeah, these players fucking suck. But why are they jeopardizing whatever potential they have? This franchise has had a long history of injuries to players before they even play a down.

Fuck this franchise.

Open thread

June 4, 2022

Training camp is roughly 50 days away and Ryan Poles still hasn’t been fired yet for his idiotic decisions of signing of shitty quarterbacks and using a draft pick on a punter (despite the fact a punter is already on the roster). Fuck this guy.

Predictions for the 2022-23 season.

May 16, 2022

The schedule is out. I am late to the party posting. But I must say, most of us regulars here have been right in the past with these things. For me, I don’t see more than four wins on the schedule. The good news is that there are only three primetime games this year. Thankfully, the shitty football we watch is done and out of the way by late Sunday afternoon. Matt EberLOSE will have a fun year coaching this band of misfits.

The only wins I see are as follows: Texans, Giants, Lions (the first meeting) and, dare I say, the Packers. Yes. Those Packers in early December. Remember folks. There is one game every single season that the Bears have no business winning and end up doing so. I’m going all out with this prediction that the fourth and final victory of the season will be against the Packers.

Feel free to add your predictions in the comments. FIRE RYAN POLES!

Message to Ryan Poles: GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER.

May 11, 2022

First, it’s Trevor Fucking Semen. Now it’s Nathan Peterman? Historically, one of the worst quarterbacks in NFL history was given a deal with the Bears. The Bears literally have two of the worst statistical quarterbacks in history (cue Yeti).

So the Bears didn’t bother to draft a quarterback that at least has some potential? Maybe even sign someone undrafted? Either is better than these two fucking dweebs.

Fuck Ryan Poles. Seriously, fuck this guy. He’s WORSE than Ryan Pace ever was and that dipshit signed Mike Glennon.

Have I mentioned that Ryan Poles can go fuck himself? Yeah, he can go fuck himself with a rusty fence post.

Chucky, you may need to get that wooden spoon ready. FUCK OUR TEAM!

Are any of these draft picks worth a damn?

May 6, 2022

After seeing Ryan Poles basically do what past Bear general managers have done by trading down for more picks, you would guess that history is repeating itself. But will it actually be different this time? My guess is no and I’ll give you one reason: He drafted a punter with one of the picks. They already have Pat O’Donnell. Why waste one of the picks on another one?

The Bears also drafted some players for the secondary. Are they actually bright enough to know how to cover a receiver? That seems to have been an issue for the last, I don’t know, 30 years. Fuck.

Discuss.

2 39 KYLER GORDON CB WASHINGTON
2 48 JAQUAN BRISKER S PENN STATE
3 71 VELUS JONES JR. WR TENNESSEE
5 168 BRAXTON JONES OT SOUTHERN UTAH
5 174 DOMINIQUE ROBINSON DE MIAMI (OH)
6 186 ZACHARY THOMAS OT SAN DIEGO STATE
6 203 TRESTAN EBNER RB BAYLOR
6 207 DOUG KRAMER C ILLINOIS
7 226 JA’TYRE CARTER OG SOUTHERN
7 254 ELIJAH HICKS FS CAL
7 255 TRENTON GILL P NC STATE

The Draft is upon us. How will Ryan Poles fuck this up?

April 22, 2022

Certainly, him signing Trevor Semen is already a sign that this disast-era isn’t going to go well. And here I was thinking Jerry Angelo was the worst. Sheesh.

Here are the picks for the Bears. Who should they draft? It doesn’t have a specific player. But maybe a certain position? From the six that they have, they should not trade down for anybody. Just play with the cards that are dealt. May I suggest in this order: Offensive line, wide receiver, offensive line, secondary, linebacker, secondary. And sign more undrafted secondary players because I’m certain the ones they draft will end up being shitty.

Round 2: No 39

Round 2: No. 48 (from LAC) 

Round 3: No. 71 

Round 5: No. 148 (from HOU) 

Round 5: No. 150 

Round 6: No. 186 

Thank you, Pat.

April 17, 2022

It’s a shitty ending to a great career. The Blackhawks have forced one of the few good things about this franchise out in Pat Foley. Last season, he made a comment that offended so many dumbasses and right after, it was announced that he was going to be retiring after this season. The comment was something about giving credit to all of the people behind the scenes that made the broadcast under difficult circumstances. He made a reference to not being able to handle it if he had to do it. Yes, it was in poor taste. But it wasn’t that major of an issue. Yet, everyone got pissed.

Then, this past season happened with shit that was way worse that he had nothing to do with. Yet, he was only doing a limited number of games. The only bright spot this year was him calling games and he didn’t do very many of them.

As a fan, it sucks. I’m all about bringing in someone who was a fan. But I guess nothing lasts forever. I’ll always remember Foley for calling National broadcasts on Fox back in the mid-90’s. And whenever the Blackhawks were playing those same games, even better.

The Blackhawks are in a very bad place now both on and off the ice. It’s been difficult just trying to pay attention to it. I’m praying better days happen soon. But it would have been nice if Pat Foley was still on the broadcasts.

Open thread (Waiting for the NFL Draft)

April 8, 2022

Three weeks to go. As it is usually around this time of year, it’s pretty slow. I’ll leave this thread up for whatever you want to talk about.

Also, the Bulls really suck and don’t deserve my time to write about them. I will say this, though. At least the players from this team aren’t “hateable.” The same cannot be said for the teams of a decade ago with shitty players and a bum head coach.

Fire away.

Ryan Poles | One step forward, two steps back.

March 28, 2022

Trevor Fucking Simien. Really? A guy who has done absolutely nothing in the last five or six years in the NFL is now with the Bears. I don’t even care about the money (it’s $4 million). Was there nobody else better? This is deja vu of when Ryan Pace thought it was cute to sign Mike Fucking Glennon.

Why couldn’t the Bears take a quarterback in the later rounds to be a backup if or when Fields shows that he is a bust?

Trevor Fucking Semen isn’t the answer. Yeah, that’s his name. Trevor Fucking Semen. I can’t get pissed off at him. I suck at playing football too and if a team offered me $4 million to play, I’m not going to think twice.

Ryan Poles, fuck you, dumbass. Your name is going at the top of the header.