I wish everyone a safe Christmas here at the darkest corner of the internet.

December 23, 2021 by

I try my best to wish everyone well, especially around the holidays. With all that’s going on in the world, your support here is much more appreciated.

None of this is taken for granted.

Also, here’s to the prayer that Ted Phillips, Ryan Pace and Matt Nagy are all given the boot.

Seriously, can someone tell me what redeeming football qualities does Ted Phillips possess that allows him to stay as the PRESIDENT OF FOOTBALL OPERATIONS?

I’ll await answers in the thread.

Bears vs. Vikings Thread

December 20, 2021 by

Fuck this team. I’m missing a game for the first time in years. I’m in Milwaukee for Monday Night Raw instead. Yes, Raw is utter trash and I’m choosing that over the Bears. Let that sink in.

I may watch some of this game on my phone. But there won’t be a recap. Throw in your own thoughts if you desire.

FIRE TED PHILLIPS. FIRE RYAN PACE. FIRE MATT NAGY.

Who is that idiot with the “Fire Ryan Pace” sign on National Television?

December 18, 2021 by

Yep. I’m that idiot. All I want is the Bears to make changes. What better way to do that than to get a close-up of it?

As Advertised | Packers 45 Bears 30

December 12, 2021 by

(Our friend Jimmy D. was at the game tonight and he had a great time. Glad I wasn’t there.)

This game had every possible bad thing the Bears are known for doing. From blowing a double-digit lead to turnovers all the way to refusing to go for it on 4th and inches, it’s all here. And let’s not forget the defense doing it’s thing by letting a team go 75 yards for a touchdown in just 45 seconds. Like, seriously. How bad do you have to be to let that happen? I don’t care if it’s the 2007 Patriots. Any NFL team that gives up a touchdown drive of 75 yards in 45 seconds is fucking atrocious.

But hey, this is the Chicago Bears. They always find a new way to lose. Leads of 10-0 and 24-14 went right down the shitter in a blink of an eye. The Bears gave up 38 points in two quarters and the defense allowed 31. Garbage.

I’m typing this up with the game still going on and Justin Fields just took a shot to the ribs. Again, why not just sit this dude and start Foot-Long Foles to take the beating?

This is fucking stupid.

There is no point for the Bears to play Justin Fields for the remainder of the season.

December 11, 2021 by

But, it’s going to happen. The rookie quarterback with THREE broken ribs is going to play in a meaningless game on Sunday night against the proverbial owner of the franchise, Aaron Rodgers. Fucking stupid.

Sit him for the rest of the season to heel and pray to God the Bears get lucky by getting a competent general manager and head coach next season. Instead, a 4-8 team that has to win all five remaining games and get a ton of help just to make the playoffs is going to play their only prayer for the future all for nothing. THIS TEAM WILL BE LUCKY TO WIN ONE MORE GAME ALL YEAR.

Fuck these fucking fuckers.

Poop | Cardinals 33 Bears 14 (in the 4th)

December 5, 2021 by

People may think I was overexaggerating a few weeks back when I said the Bears should literally fire everyone that gets a check from them. I literally said everyone from management down to the players and all the way down to the people cleaning the toilets should be canned.

Just look at the first two drives of the game for the offense. Dalton overthrows a bit only for it bounce off Jakeem Grant’s hands for an interception. The next drive, Cole Kmet has the ball bounce right off his chest as he hits the ground into the hands of a defender for another one. Before you know it, it is 14- 0 and the game is essentially over. The other two interceptions he threw were also deflected. And let’s not forget about the defense giving up big plays on 3rd and long only to end up as first downs or touchdowns along with the inability to tackle. It’s just time for everyone to go.

Everyone. Even the only guy on the team who seems to be trying in David Montgomery. Go away. Let the other players on this team go suck for another team. Let the other coaches ruin other teams.

A complete overhaul is needed. A new general manager and coaching staff is a start. Then, 53 players who aren’t currently on the team. Finish it off with new secretaries, janitors, concession stand workers and security staff. There you go. That’s how you remove a stench that’s been lingering around this franchise for the last three decades. This is the only way the Bears can have any kind of respectability as a professional football organization.

Will it happen? Of course it won’t. But George McCaskey is getting the blueprint from me. He can take it or leave it.

Bears vs. Cardinals Open Thread

December 4, 2021 by

I am not sure if I’ll have a recap of the game. So, the floor is all yours. The forecast calls for rain.

How bad will it get?

The Bears are so PATHETIC, it’s driving it’s legends to drink (no pun intended).

November 29, 2021 by

https://chicago.suntimes.com/bears/2021/11/26/22804184/bears-dan-hampton-arrest-operating-vehicle-while-intoxicated-indiana-winfield-hall-of-fame-defense

The arrest of Dan Hampton supposedly took place the night before the Bears pissed themselves against the Ravens. Even he knew it was going to happen and this is the result.

Does it matter? | Bears 16 Lions 14

November 25, 2021 by

Last night, I was at a wrestling show in the city and “Fire Nagy” chants happened. Yeah, at a wrestling show. It happened when the Bulls were playing earlier this week as well. Of course, it also happened at Matt Nagy’s son’s high school football game last week. That is just wrong. Leave the personal shit out of it. However, the first two places I mentioned is fair game.

It’s obvious that George McCaskey has no clue how to bring in people who actually know the game of football. George cannot find general managers and coaches who can bring in defensive backs who can cover receivers. They cannot find a coach who can run a competent offensive. The entire team needs to be changed. A complete reset on this franchise is necessary. It can’t just be Nagy who can needs to be fired. It can’t be just Pace. It needs to be EVERYONE. Completely clean house and bring in new faces everywhere from management to players. Nobody stays.

If anyone cares about the game, Santos his three field goals and the last one was the game-winner. He missed one earlier in the game. But oh well. Dalton did okay despite that interception in the end zone. Over 300 yards passing for him and it really didn’t have significance.

Your thoughts in the thread. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

Matt Nagy already fired? I’ll believe it when I see it.

November 23, 2021 by

Why are the Bears waiting until after Thanksgiving? The sooner, the better.

And while they’re at it, send Ryan Pace and Kindle Vildor with him, too.

Oh, and Mario Edwards Jr. as well. Fuck all of them.