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As every year goes by, I cannot tell how much more I appreciate the support all of you guys have given this site over the last six or so years. Some of us have been there from the start and lately, we have welcomed some newer folks to the group. Happy holidays to you and your families. Thank you everybody.

Hello Bears fans. Aren’t you all happy to see me again on Sunday night? I will say that after Kyle Orton of all people, defeated us, you can be damn sure that I am pissed off. In fact, I am going to take all my frustrations out on your guys’ favorite football team on Christmas night. Speaking of taking out frustrations, anybody read this story? I wonder what’s wrong with some of the people who cheer for me!

I’ll tell you why I love playing the Bears so much. It’s so easy for me to sit back in the pocket, have a good five-ten seconds to throw and more importantly, find my receivers wide open down the field. I know I am missing a receiver or two because of injury but I tell you what. Coach McCarthy and the rest of the organization are so good at finding players to back them up, that it will still be a can of corn to play the same way. And to play the Bears, man! You realize how easy this will be? Remember the NFC Championship game? I lead my team down the field on the first two possessions thanks to the Bears’ cornerbacks and safeties not covering my receivers. I could have scored at least two more in the first half alone, but I forgot that Brian Urlacher is still on the field and he is pretty good. No worries though Bears’ fans. If nobody is open this Sunday for me to throw to on a particular play, I’ll just “discount double-check” my way to a couple of touchdowns.

So with all that being said, anybody want to guess what the score will be? I’ll go one further and ask if anybody wants to predict what the score will be at halftime? If the Bears’ defense is as favorable to me as it was the last two times I played them, I’ll say 24-0. Don’t get too excited though. I am still very pissed that my team was defeated by the Chiefs on Sunday, that I may want to run up the score just to make a statement. Charles Tillman and Tim Jennings are still your cornerbacks? Who are the safeties again? This should be fun. I can’t wait!

Season’s beatings,

Aaron.

I have to say, from how the Chicago Bulls went out in the playoffs last year, I was actually looking forward to a year off from them. I was exhausted and very pissed. Regardless, it’s back. The Bulls officially signed Richard Hamilton. I think he’s a good addition and can give the Bulls 15 points or so a game. This also means that Keith Bogans Bogus can suck for another team by averaging one point per game in a starting role.

Whatever else is on your mind, feel free to discuss.

That’s all it is. Marion Barber fucking the game up? Stupid penalties? Nope. It’s all suppose to be set up that way. Believe in it or not, that’s the way it is.

Fuck the recap. Fuck the Chicago Bears.

Fuck this. Fuck it all. When Tyler fucking Palko throws a Hail Mary pass for a touchdown, you know your team is going to lose. Everything that could go wrong, did go wrong. Let me see if I can recap this piss fest.

Caleb Hanie: Sucked.

Offensive line: Sucked.

Roy Williams: Fuck you and your piss hands. When Hanie was actually throwing completions, you fuck up the most important one.

Matt Forte: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Mike Martz: Dumb ass.

Robbie Gould: Nice job shanking that easy field goal in the second half. Like it mattered anyway.

Chris Conte: When Brian Urlacher is ready to intercept a Hail Mary pass that decides who is going to win the game, you get the fuck out of the way. Instead, you put knock the ball right into Dexter McClusterfuck’s hands.

Even if the Bears do make the playoffs, what’s going to happen? Cutler and Forte (As it appears) are out for the season.

Your thoughts on the Bears’ impending collapse and anything else.

Everytime I try to be somewhat optimistic, the worse possible thing happens. I am not going to blame this loss solely on Hanie but he had a lot to do with it. Mike Martz made some really stupid decisions and this “good” defense that everyone talks about still gave up huge plays throughout the game and it bit them back in the ass at the end. The Bears are in trouble.

Offense: Caleb Hanie was terrible throughout the game. He threw two interceptions early and it set the tone for the game. I believe it was the second drive, Hanie ran about 12 yards for a first down. Then, Tyler fucking Clutts gets called for an unsportsmanlike penalty that pushes the Bears back. Why are some of these players so fucking stupid? Then when it looked like he was getting in a groove, Mike Martz fucks everything up when the Bears had a 2nd and 1 in the red zone by having Hanie run a play that Cutler has tried to run to no success. I don’t even know what the play is called but it involves the quarterback running to one side of the field and then trying to throw it across to the other side. STOP RUNNING THAT PLAY. IT NEVER WORKS YOU STUPID FUCK. That play in my opinion decided this game. But just to make matters worse, instead of just spiking the ball, Hanie thinks he can just wait a few seconds and then throw the ball into the ground. FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! It also didn’t help that the running game couldn’t really get going. Also, Johnny Knox and Matt Forte each dropped a couple passes. HANG ON TO THE FUCKING BALL.

Defense: I do not care if the Bears’ defense forced the Raiders to kick six field goals. The fact that they gave up huge plays all day that lead to those field goals are unacceptable. Then on the drive that the Raiders scored a touchdown on, Tim Jennings was beat terribly on a 47 yard reception by Lewis fucking Murphy that eventually lead to that score.

Special Teams: Robbie Gould hit two field goals. That was about it. Also, why in every fucking game is there at least one holding or illegal block in the back penalty by the Bears’ special teams?  Chris fucking Steltz was called for one today. STOP DOING THAT. You have to give credit to Raiders’ punted Shane Lechler and kicker Sebastian Janikowski. The Bears had shitty field position all day and Hester couldn’t do shit.

Here are the Bears sitting at 7-4 with the Chiefs coming up next week at home. Not counting the eventual loss against the Packers on Christmas Day, the Bears must win three out of the four games they have to make the playoffs. I no longer will be counting on that but rather, rooting for the teams that are competing for a Wild Card spot to lose. However we put it, Caleb Hanie is the only option for the Bears. Now, I don’t feel so good.