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We can only pray that this moron has no say in hiring the next general manager. Apparently, 30 years in the organization (which has resulted in nearly 30 years of ineptitude), isn’t enough. Reports had him being moved to just the business side of things and yet, there he was last week, alongside George in the press conference.

I believe that George McCaskey is pissed. I really do. But if he really wants things to change and for the better, then Teddy Bear shouldn’t have been alongside him. It should have been George only or him and Virginia. They run this team. Nobody else.

A decision is predicted to be made by next week on who the next general manager will be.

http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/story/27750034/former-bears-coach-trestman-spotted-on-clearwater-beach

It looks like Trestman and McCown were enjoying the sun together. How appropriate would it be to have both Lovie and Trestman on the same team?

When so much shit gets flushed, it eventually meets up with past waste.

Possible Photoshop material for Morpheus?

Here’s to praying everyone was safe. I decided to rock the bow tie in this picture with a couple of friends from high school. What’s hard to see in the picture was the feather in the cap.

And here’s to praying the Bears get their heads out of their asses and hire people who actually know how to run a football team.

“Well, how about my prognostication abilities? Suh showed his true colors and “stepped right up” (get it?) to make me look like a genius. I’ve watched some of the comments on the sports channels…and it appears that ALL of the former players think that Suh is an “out of control” HACK and that his antics have absolutely no place in the NFL.
On a brighter note, I’m one step away from getting my wish of having Detroit go to the Seahags and MAYBE getting to see one of the Lions “band of misfits” go Celebrity Deathmatch on Pete Carroll. Oh, the possibilities are endless!!!”

I posted after that I remember the game I went to two years ago when the Bears pissed all over themselves against those same Seahawks. It was the game where Lovie, in very Lovie-fashion, decided to go for it on fourth down, rather than take the points on a drive early in the game. It proved to be the difference-maker as the Bears ended up losing the game in overtime. In addition, it was Urlacher’s final game as he pulled a hamstring late in the fourth.

What pisssed me off as well in that game, was Pete Carroll jumping all over the sidelines like the buffoon that he is. I saw him do the same thing when the Seahawks beat the Packers on the “Fail Mary”. Pete Carroll is the ultimate ass clown.

Today, I found out how much more of a dip shit Pete Carroll and the rest of that franchise is. Apparently, one of the assistant coaches is Tom Cable. The same Tom Cable that had been arrested for beating his wife/wives multiple times over the years. So not only do the Seahawks employ a tool like Pete Carroll, they hire a fat fuck who has a history of beating up women.

Stay classy, Seahawks.

Well, it’s been a depressing month for yours truly. The curse of our Chicago TV babes have continued. The first nightmare occurred earlier in the month when Jimmy D’s favorite, WGN’s Erin McElroy, tied the knot to meteorologist and co-worker, Demterius Ivory.

Then, to make matters worse, personal favorite, Alicia Roman from NBC 5, became engaged.

For both of these ladies, if there is, indeed another tournament for Chicago TV babes, they will be banned from competition for making such awful decisions.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled viewing of the worst website ever.

Well, that’s what the “experts” are saying today. With center, Roberto Garza being given a one-year extension through next season, they think Emery still has a job. Unfortunately, I think that’s what it is. I don’t think many franchises would let the GM make moves knowing that he will be fired. Then again, these are the Bears and they do a lot of things that don’t make sense.

ANGRY.

Lovie: “We have a good football team.”

Trestman: “We haven’t looked at the tape yet.”

Lovie: “Rex is our quarterback.”

Trestman: “Jay is our quarterback. He gives us the best chance to win.”

Lovie: “We get off the bus running.”

Trestman: “We would like to have run it more.”

Lovie: “We have to correct our mistakes.”

Trestman: “We’ve got to do a better job. We’ll get these mistakes corrected.”

Five days until Trestman and his PATHETIC coordinators get the axe. I am praying Emery goes, too. Any person who makes a possible head coach (Bruce Arians) do a mock press conference and in addition, not allow that possible head coach to hire his own coordinators, deserves to be fired.

Well, I’ll believe it when I see it but that’s what I heard on The Score earlier. Apparently, ownership met last night after the game (why now?) and decided that getting rid of this coaching staff would be best. I agree.

I sure pray this comes to fruition in two weeks. I said in the previous post that Emery seems to have done his part but if this means he has to go, then fine with me. Go get a general manager who will then, hire an actual head coach with actual coordinators. Then, find actual football players (53 of them, to be exact) to help this team succeed and win a Super Bowl. I am sick of this nonsense garbage and everyone else is too.

I am a few days late with this post but I’ve been a little busy. I’ve been pissed off all season and this time, the Bears decided to insult our intelligence some more by not doing what was best for this team. First, the NFL Network report comes out saying that management has lost confidence in Dickface as the quarterback of this team. Then, Kromer gives a tearful apology last week to the team by saying it was him who said it?

Reports are saying that a bunch of players were basically asking themselves “What the fuck?” when the apology was going on. Many were said to be very uncomfortable and anxious for the season to just be over with.

Steve Rosenbloom reported on Saturday that the choice to fire Kromer on Friday was up to Trestman. Trestman said something along the lines of “He is too valuable to get rid of”.

You cannot make this shit up.

There is a bunch more to say but I am just like the rest of you in that this season cannot get over soon enough. It will be, yet, another season that the Bears fail to make the playoffs and the 29th straight year without a Super Bowl victory. PATHETIC. Tonight, the Bears face the Saints at home. I am praying for the Saints to put up 60 points. Sadly, I think Trestman is staying put after this season.

The problem with that is, who the fuck is going to want to come here to play or coach for this team? If Trestman is still here, what coordinators (who might actually be worth a damn) are going to want to work for this hack? What free agents and draft picks are going to want to play for this team? This plan has failed miserably. I could maybe give Emery a pass since I still believe he brought in the right players to help this team (let’s forget about Shea McClellin) but the coaching staff? These PATHETIC excuses for coaches have to go.

I am not here saying this bothers me more than others but some of us here, voluntarily, throw money at this franchise. For years, I have gone to games. Dan and Carl from Fire Ron Turner are season ticket holders and we all have gone together a few of these times. They spend way more than I do and they would find it to be an absolute slap to the face if they raise ticket prices again next season for us. The tickets aren’t even worth the paper it’s printed on. And yes, it is our fault that we spend money on this. But it’s also the Bears fault for making us think they will actually be a damn good team like we thought the last two or three years.

I am afraid to say this, but this whole fiasco will get worse before it gets better.

I have never really figured out how Kirk Hinrich still has a job in the NBA after all of these years. After watching last night’s debacle against the Warriors, we should all be assured that this team isn’t going anywhere. And if they have any small chance of going deep, Kirk Hinrich will do his best to prevent that.

When the Bulls first drafted him, I thought they should have went for his college teammate, Nick Collison, first. Now, Collison has made a home in the NBA with the Thunder and he’s been a solid player. Still, I was fine with this. As time went on, I became more annoyed with this idiot.

First, of course, his free throw shooting. There have been many occasions where he could have helped the Bulls win only to fuck up late by missing free throws. Then, last week, he outdid himself in the stupid department by fouling Monta Ellis on a three-point shot with just over ONE second left in the game. Genius! The Mavericks won it in double overtime. What pissed me off the most is that the Bulls had a five-point lead with about a minute left and couldn’t seal the deal. Jimmy Buttfucker also missed a free throw in that final minute, as well. ThomASS tried to take the blame for it after the game but he wasn’t the one who committed the foul, so fuck him. Well, at least ThomASS is taking the blame for something.

Next, he is a turnover machine. I counted at least twice in last night’s game (I only watched about 15 minutes of this game as well) that he threw the ball away. He dribbles all over the place and thinks he’s some type of baller by having no-look passes that go right into the stands. Enough of this shit. I swear to God, I want to punch this schmuck right in the damn face every time he does something stupid. Want more bad passing? Watch him try to throw it down low to Noah or Gasol with those guys being guarded by two people. In that case, Kirk Hinrich is the Jay Cutler of basketball.

I wish the Bulls would get rid of this fucking idiot. Even the best players in the NBA have some flaws. But when there are more negatives than positives for one particular player, they don’t belong on a roster. I don’t expect players to be perfect by making all free throws and never turning the ball over but come on. The Bulls had a total of 22 turnovers in last night’s game.

For anyone who actually thinks the Bulls have a shot this year, they are currently sitting in fifth place in the fucking Eastern Conference. Seriously. They would barely be the eighth seed in the West. Fifth in the East? This team is such a fucking joke. And to make matters worse, ThomASS is still running his players into the ground and the season is only a fourth of the way through. Jimmy Butler played 44 minutes last night. Wrap your head around that one.

PATHETIC.