Fire Ryan Poles | Fire Ben Johnson

    Well, it wasn’t a great way to start the 2015 season, right? But it’s only one game…trying to be optimistic, after all these years. I think the Cubs are headed in a better direction. That said, what do I know? Your guess is as good as mine. Thoughts?     (…tick tock…tick tock…tick tock)

I am aware that I am a bit late to this, but I have been playing catch up all week. As I was ready to leave, I heard that the Bears signed former 49ers linebacker, Ray McDonald.

Let’s forget the fact that Raypist McDonald is 30 years old. Let’s forget the fact that Raypist McDonald isn’t really that great of a football player. But, how the whole process went down disgusts me big time.

When the Bears finally got a new regime in place, optimism is what I always seek. I tend to write about how exciting things are and how much better it will be.

Instead, Raypist McDonald flies to Chicago on his own dime and that somehow, impresses George McCaskey so much, that they decide to assurance from Raypist McDonald’s parents, that Raypist is a changed man. Really? What the fuck is this shit? When you hear about this, you would think that the Bears’ organization is the fifth grade school teacher and Raypist is the student who is in trouble for not doing his homework. “Okay. I am going to call your parents to make sure you’re doing your homework”.

And here we are again with this franchise. I would think George McCaskey actually gives a fuck about this team and wouldn’t want to bring in a distraction after getting rid of another one in Brandon Marshall. There wasn’t any other linebacker who knows a 3-4 defense that was available out there? Really? And let’s not forget, the draft hasn’t even arrived yet. Why not draft someone eight years younger and just as cheap, if not cheaper?

Raypist McDonald is not only a criminal, but he’s a piece of shit as a human being. I can deal with a criminal who smokes weed or whatever, but for a person who not only beats up women (what a tough guy!) as well as following the Bill Cosby route in his last incident, there shouldn’t be a spot for him on any time. The Bears don’t need this moron.

And the callers on The Score that same day saying that he wasn’t ever found guilty? What a bunch of fucking idiots. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire. Three separate incidents, if I am correct? Guilty.

The Bears make me embarrassed. And you should be too.

I arrived back late Tuesday night. Wrestlemania was a blast. I met up with some friends there and met new ones as well. I even had a chance to hang out with Vince Russo (yes, that Vince Russo) and talked wrestling with him.

A special thanks goes out Peter and Trisha at Rookies in San Jose for hosting us. In addition, I want to say thanks to our friends, Justin LaBar, Josh Isenberg and Brian Gulish at Wrestlezone.com for organizing the whole thing and getting Vince Russo to come by. It was a lot of fun.

Also, a shoutout go out to my guys, Ethian and Jean Francouis from Montreal. J.F and I met last year at Wrestlezone’s party in New Orleans.

I have a million things to catch up on at home. I have a thing to write about in the next day or two that includes an article as to why the Bears decided to be fucking idiots by signing a rapist in Ray McDonald. The Chicago Bears: One step forward, two steps back.

Until then, here are some photos from the weekend. Click to enlarge.

The folks over at the Chicago Bears Network are pretty stoked for this. Their own Lyndsay Petruny, beat Erin Kennedy by a final score of 32-14. Lyndsay Petruny becomes the second woman to win this award (Cheryl Scott being the first in 2013).

And no worries, we all still love Erin. A big shout out goes to her.

Lyndsay, I would like to present to you, the 2015 Larry Horse Award, which goes to the most beautiful woman in Chicago television. Looks nice, doesn’t it?

DVX Region vs. CS Region

#2 Erin Kennedy (CBS 2) vs. #2 Lyndsay Petruny (Chicago Bears Network)

***Voting ends at 2:59 p.m. Sunday***

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These games were once again, very close. But, two are remaining. #2 Erin Kennedy took out #3 Megan Glaros by a final of 16-11. It was a tight one in the last game but, #2 Lyndsay Petruny prevailed over #3 Emily Florez, 17-14. NBC 5 will not have bragging rights this year for Chicago’s Most Gorgeous Woman On Television Tournament.

That leaves us with #2 Erin Kennedy vs. #2 Lyndsay Petruny. The Larry Horse Trophy will be in the building.

Hello there.

Well folks, I am about to get on the road. First, I am heading to Denver for work and to visit friends from high school who relocated out there. Then, it’s off to the Bay area for Wrestlemania at Levi’s Stadium. Wrestlemania doesn’t seem to be as well-hyped as it has in years’ past.

Usually, when expectations are high, it turns out to be a less than stellar show. Last year was probably the best one in the last ten years. I am praying this one can get close to it. Don’t forget, the tournament of Chicago babes is continuing and will do so throughout the week. The championship game is slated for Wednesday or Thursday and will end on Sunday. We’ll crown the champion on Monday.

I’ll be back next Wednesday.

CS Region vs. GARY Region

#2 Lyndsay Petruny (Chicago Bears Network) vs. #3 Emily Florez (NBC 5)

***Voting ends at 11:59 p.m. Tuesday***

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DVX Region vs. SunriseZone Region

#2 Erin Kennedy (CBS 2) vs. #3 Megan Glaros (CBS 2)

***Voting ends at 11:59 p.m. Tuesday***

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I have better things to do at 12:30 a.m. on a weekend. I could watch a show on my DVR. I could just go to bed since I have work at 10:00. Or how about I could go grab one of Dekalb’s finest hookers (I am sure they’re around)?

Instead, I am writing about how much of a PATHETIC organization the Chicago Bulls are.

For the second time in eight fucking days, the Bulls play a sub .500 team, get a 18 or more point lead, only to blow it and lose by a large margin. And I am fucking pissed off. I am fucking annoyed. This franchise has been a fucking embarrassment and I am sick and tired of this shit. First game against the Hornets, they blow the big lead and were down by the same amount. They made a mini come back and only lost by ten. But believe me, it wasn’t even that close.

Then, this game against the almighty Detroit Pistons arrives. The Bulls get an 18-point lead (again) in the third quarter. I believe it was 66-48. Great, right? Nope. Bulls blow that and end up losing by 16. For you stat wizards out there (cue the Yeti monster), that’s a 34-point turnaround.

I am sick and tired of Joakim Noah being a fucking idiot by thinking he’s a point guard by dribbling the ball up the court, only to get it taken away from him. Noah had two different sequences in a row in this game, that lead to five straight points and lead to Detroit making their run. I am sick and tired of Kirk Hinrich. And if someone can correct me, I believe Noah and Hinrich lead the team in turnovers. FUCKING PATHETIC.

The Pistons outscored the Bulls 54-19 to close out the game. I repeat: They outscored the Bulls 54-19 to close out the game.

I cannot believe how many fucking times I have written this shit about the Bulls blowing leads over all of these years. I cannot believe how many fucking times some moron has came on this site to say “It’s the NBA”. THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING EXCUSE FOR A TEAM PICKED TO BE SECOND IN THE CONFERENCE TO BLOW 18 PLUS POINT LEADS AGAINST TWO SUB .500 TEAMS IN EIGHT DAYS. NO. FUCKING. EXCUSE. I don’t give a fuck how many players are hurt. Injuries aren’t an excuse for these performances.

And what sucks is that there are two players on this team (Gasol, Snell) that have actually worked their asses off and are giving a fuck. Everyone else has either played like shit and have allowed this crap to continue or the others can’t get off the bench (McDermott, Bairstow) because of the PATHETIC excuse for a head coach.

HELLO? ANYBODY HOME BULLS’ ORGANIZATION? TIME FOR TO MAKE CHANGES YOU PIECES OF SHIT.