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1. Daniella Guzman (NBC 5) vs. 4. Kerry Sayers (Fox 32/670 The Score)

*Voting ends at 11:59 p.m. Tuesday*

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In an upset, #4 Susannah Collins edged out #1 Kate Sullivan by two votes. It was no match for #2 Alicia Roman as she defeated #3 Krystle Gutierrez with an 11-vote gap. It will be Alicia vs. Susannah sometime next week. Chucky’s region will be Sunday or Monday. Stay tuned.

2. Alicia Roman (NBC 5) vs. 3. Krystle Gutierrez  (WGN)

*Voting ends at 11:59 p.m. Central Time Friday.*

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Regional matchups: Winner of the Irish Yeti region plays the winner of the Chucky region.

1. Kate Sullivan (CBS 2) vs. 4. Susannah Collins (Comcast SportsNet)

*Voting ends at 11:59 p.m. Central Time Friday.*

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It’s March. So you know what that means: March Madness. We’re going to shift away from basketball for just a bit here however. Since this is the worst site on the internet, I have decided to copy off others and have my own “tournament” here. Here is what I have for you, my two loyal readers:

March Madness: Most gorgeous women on Chicago TV today. Unlike other tournaments, this one will have exactly 16 of Chicago’s finest women on TV. After going through all of the stations, I actually had about 20-22 but decided to keep it simple. There will be honorable mentions of women who were lost in the shuffle. So, instead of 64 or 32, we start off right away with a Sweet (Or sizzling) 16 and then, go from there.

There will be four regions. They are: Irish Yeti, Mad City Mac, Chucky and Jimmy D. Starting Wednesday or Thursday, games will be played with the championship sometime in the next week or two. Polls will be available where all of you can vote. I think I’ll have the poll up for each game at least a day or two along with what makes some of these women great.

I understand there could be Bears news coming up in the next few days so if that ends up taking over the site for a little bit, I promise, I will get to this stuff eventually.

Guess what Bulls fans? Our favorite basketball team has scored less than 73 points in three of the last four games. But no worries! One of the best coaches in the NBA will shun all of the non-believers and lead the Bulls to the promised land. I am, of course, talking about Vinny Del Thibodeou. Let’s take a look a look at their last great effort against the Oklahoma City Thunder on Sunday evening.

The entire team shot 29%. I don’t know what the record is for worst shooting night but I am guessing this percentage isn’t very far from it.

Taj Gibson:  2 for 11? Why in the world is this idiot even shooting? He’s on this team for two reasons: Defense and rebounding. Leave it to someone else to shoot like crap. “BUT HE DUNKED OVER DWYANE WADE IN DAT ONE GAME!” Yes. Then, he played like shit along with the rest of the team in that series after that game.

“Nasty” Nate Robinson: 2-14. When C.J. Watson took his “talents” to Brooklyn, I thought we were done seeing players take horrible shots numerous times and not realizing that they need to stop. Fuck this guy.

Carlos Boozer: “HEY. “GIMME DAT!” Translation: 1-5 and he’s getting paid $15 million. Sign me for the minimum and I’ll make one out of five shots a game.

I only wish changes could be made. They won’t though and that fucking sucks because Jerry Reinsdorf owns this team. If he wasn’t such a cocksucker of an owner, ThomASS, Paxson and Forman would have all been tossed. Instead, they are sticking around because Reinsdorf still doesn’t understand that this is a business. Fuck him too. It’s a damn shame because now, Thibodeou can’t even put a competitive team on the court.

First, a new article is up for you fake wrestling fans at Falls Count Anywhere.

Alright, so the day after the All-Star break and for most NBA teams, it’s a day of travel back home and rest up for the resumption of the regular season on Tuesday. Not for Thomass Thibodeou and his Chicago Bulls. One day after Joakim Noah put more wear and tear on his already troubling feet, he was back at it in practice a mere 12 hours after the conclusion of the All-Star game along with Luol Deng in Deerfield.

You see Bulls fans? The coach apparently doesn’t understand the whole “lose the battle to win the war” campaign. He thinks every game is Game 7 of a playoff series rather than, game 53 of an 82-game season. Noah should have rested at least, a full week before even getting back on the court to practice. If I were him, I’d pull a Latrell Spreewell and choke the shit out of the Dusty Baker of basketball. Instead of their arms falling off, it will be their legs. Instead of throwing 130 pitches on a 90 degree day, it’s putting in 42 minutes on a hardwood court.

Our good friend Chucky said it best last week. He basically asked what the point would be in bringing back Derrick Rose this season? In fact, why have him playing under this coach at all? Oh yeah. All of the “experts” were saying he would be back by now and he admits that he doesn’t feel the same. Just remember who’s fault that is.

Good day.

Since our beloved Bears are in hibernation and the Bulls continue to suck, there are a couple things we could discuss.

The Illini pulled out two wins out of their asses against Indiana and Minnesota!

Also, the Blackhawks have been kicking some ass. I’ll be at the game next Sunday against the Kings. Also, I love Jonathon Toews. Just saying.