Can Ryan Poles please fuck off now? The worst quarterback in history was re-signed.

April 6, 2023 by

Nathan Peterwhacker is back.

How stupid is Ryan Poles? Is drafting a quarterback in the later rounds not a better option? Because 99% of fans would say it is. But instead, let’s bring back the statistically worst quarterback in NFL history!

This is fucking rotten.

Open thread | The Waiting Game Edition

March 24, 2023 by

We are about a month away from the draft. Things seemed to have quieted down for now.

Can the Bears pick a great player by mistake with the ninth pick? Because as we all know, they can’t pick one any other way.

Ryan Poles is making it rain. Someone needs to tell him that a Super Bowl-winning team can’t be bought.

March 14, 2023 by

Tremaine Edmunds | Linebacker from the Bills

T.J. Edwards | Linebacker from the Eagles

DeMarcus Walker | Defensive end from the Titans

Nate Davis | Offensive lineman from the Titans

Again, teams who win the Super Bowl generally build their teams in the draft. This isn’t the NBA where teams can sign two or three stars and become instant contenders. And with Ryan Poles’ track record of drafting, this isn’t encouraging at all.

Discuss.

If it were any other general manager, I’d be more optimistic about this trade.

March 11, 2023 by

Facts are facts. And the facts are that Ryan Poles drafted all busts last year. Just take a look at those picks and see who stood out as a potential star. I’ll wait.

In the mean time, the Bears did get a pretty good wide receiver in D.J. Moore along with the three extra picks through 2025. But how is D.J. Moore going to get the ball when Trevor Semen is out there throwing the ball not even close to him because Justin Fields is out with an injury? Because that’s exactly what is going to happen.

The reality is, Ryan Poles will just draft more busts than he already will with this trade. Since the Bears haven’t had a competent general manager in the last 35 years, I don’t see this changing. It’s very unfortunate.

The Bears should have kept the first overall pick and went with Bryce Young. A two-quarterback system should be installed on the rare occasion that Fields is healthy. But WHEN he gets hurt, Young will be ready.

But now, that chance is gone. The Bears should still look for a quarterback whether it’s with the ninth pick or in later rounds. Having Trevor Semen out there gives the team no chance. Seriously. You can have the defense of the 2000 Ravens out there and if Trevor Semen is the quarterback, they have zero chance of doing anything worth a damn.

I’m afraid to say that this trade will be more frustrating since more busts will be brought in and thus, more players to get pissed off at.

Trevor Semen was given a two-year contract????????

March 8, 2023 by

All this time, I thought this useless fuckwad was only under a one-year deal. This idiot is getting about $2 million and the cap hit is just north of $2.5 million. What a waste of space. Ryan Poles is seriously the dumbest fucking general manager ever. And this is after we all witnessed Jerry Angelo bringing in dipshits like Todd Collins and Jason Campbell.

We’re still about seven weeks from the NFL Draft. It appears that Ryan Poles is going to trade the overall pick. Instead of just one bust, he will have multiple busts with this trade.

I still feel I am alone in the idea of the Bears keeping the pick to get Bryce Young. Another quarterback is necessary because Fields is one more bad hit away from basically being done for his career. And better yet, getting Bryce Young or any other quarterback in the draft reduces the chances of Trevor Semen playing.

I know. It sounds ridiculous. But these are the Bears we are talking about.

Fuck Trevor Semen.

I have nothing.

February 19, 2023 by

It’s been a long winter in Chicago. The Bears were awful. The Bulls are trash. The Blackhawks are tanking (yay?) and my Fighting Illini basketball team has been underwhelming. So of course, I Google “depressing Chicago sports” and this is one of the pictures that came up. This describes me to a tee.

Us fans are too damn loyal. We all still watch and some of us still go to games despite the horseshit that is witnessed.

Super Bowl Open Thread

February 10, 2023 by

It’s very unfortunate that I have to want the Chiefs to win. That bald fuck Matt Nagy could get a Super Bowl ring. What a PATHETIC excuse for a football coach.

And I’ve hated the Eagles since that playoff game in 2002 where Hugh Douglas knocked out Jim Miller. Fuck the Eagles.

The Bengals had a little “Bears” in them.

February 1, 2023 by

Fourth quarter | Second to the last drive for the Bengals

2nd and 3 – Pass play for an incomplete

3rd and 3 – Pass play for an interception

Yes, the Bengals got the ball back before going three and out. The Chiefs drove down and won the game after a stupid penalty by the Bengals.

The Bengals could have done the obvious and run two straight times to get those three yards. But did they? Absolutely not.

This screamed “Bears” in the most poetic of ways. It just goes to show that there are other stupid coaches out there. They lost their chance to get back to the Super Bowl because of terrible play-calling.

Open thread

January 26, 2023 by

Who do you have winning the Super Bowl?

It would be nice to see the 49ers get there and win. I can’t stand the Eagles. I’d be okay if the Bengals won as well.

Fire away.

As expected, Kevin Warren is only the president for a new stadium.

January 17, 2023 by

A president of a professional football team should be the one to oversee the general manager and coach. Unless the team is the Bears, then no.

Below is the press conference from earlier today. It’s another one of those “he’s such a great guy” things. So Ryan Poles and Matt Eber-LOSE will roam freely fucking up the team as George McCaskey tells everyone that he has all the faith in them. Meanwhile, Kevin Warren will be figuring out more ways to fuck taxpayers on not one, but two stadiums.

Newsflash: New stadiums don’t all of a sudden, make a team win. But I guess anyone who thinks like that is an idiot.

God help us.