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Bulls blow two 20+ point leads against ThomASS and lose.

December 13, 2016

What a bunch of assholes. Two different 20+ point leads in this game and the Bulls blow it to a team with single-digit wins on the season? This whole franchise needs an overhaul. The culture needs to change. For the last 12 years, the Bulls have been known to blow these leads and blow them consistently. It is truly unbelievable and PATHETIC how they can beat teams like the Cavaliers and Spurs. Yet, they get embarrassed by teams like the Mavericks and Timberwolves.

And by the way, ThomASS is still a shitty head coach. Call me a bitter asshole, but I hate this fucking team. This shit has gone on for too long and I am beyond annoyed. Chicago still has two teams that have no idea what the fuck they are doing and are both owned by idiots who refuse to make changes. Last I checked, that isn’t a formula of success.

What the Bears should do for the draft next year; Bill Polian available?: Lions 20 Bears 17

December 11, 2016

Poor Matt Barkley. This dude did everything he could to win the game today. Too bad this team has a shitty offensive line and wide receivers. Fuck those guys. Barkley deserved better. Three games in, he’s shown that he’s worthy of at least getting a shot at this team next year.

Two weeks ago against the Titans, it was the receivers dropping passes all game, including one that would have given them the lead in the final two minutes. Today, it was Barkley making big passes in the final two minutes with the Ted Larsen and Charles Leno pissing all over those ones with holding penalties. Fuck both of them.

I’ve suggested this before and I’ll say it again. Here is what the Bears need to for the next two drafts:

2017 Rounds 1-7: Offensive lineman/quarterback, offensive lineman, offensive lineman, wide receiver, offensive lineman, wide receiver, offensive lineman

2018 Rounds 1-7: Defensive lineman, cornerback, cornerback, safety, safety, defensive lineman, linebacker

Last thing, rumors are going around that Bill Polian wants to get back into football. I suggested his name about two years ago, but figured he was retired for good. If the Bears actually give a damn about their franchise, they will find a way to get Bill Polian in their office. Let him do whatever he wants and that includes firing Pace and Phillips. Fire those fucking guys now and make them aware that the door doesn’t hit them in the ass on the way out.

….a few of the Cubs moves, to date.

December 9, 2016

Wade Davis (closer) and Jon Jay  (cf) are in.

Jorge Soler and Dexter Fowler are out, as is Aroldis Chapman (no surprise there; he was a “rental” that paid off).

Jason Hammel’s option declined.

What do you think?

 

How is Tom Thibodeau doing in Minnesota?

December 8, 2016

thomass

6-16

12th in the Western Conference

 

I wonder where all of those people who called us idiots are these days? You know, the ones who told us Tom Thibodeau was a great coach? With four great young players in Karl Anthony-Towns, Andrew Wiggins, Zach LaVine and Ricky Rubio, ThomASS is doing an amazing job. What a hack.

Your starting quarterback for the 2017-18 Bears is………MATT BARKLEY! – Bears 26 49ers 6

December 5, 2016

Matt Barkley

Okay, I am just kidding. I swear. But, it was good to see the guy do well. He’s worked his ass off for the last few years and is finally getting his chance.

Yes, the Bears fucked themselves out of drafting a couple of picks higher for this coming draft. But, I just can’t cheer for the Bears to lose as I’ve said many times. I wasn’t planning on doing a recap because a now 3-9 team isn’t one to be excited about. But here it is.

If it isn’t for his asshole teammates, Barkley wins the game last week. That just shows how awful this team is. A bunch of no-name guys are dropping passes, are unable to block on punts (fuck whoever that guy was) and others who just plain suck. For these last four games, the only three players that really matter are Matt Barkley, Jordan Howard and Leonard Floyd.

Jordan Howard once again, rushed for over 100 yards. If that guy can just learn to catch passes and not fumble the ball on the run (I know, that’s a lot), he can be a top ten running back in the league. He is so much fun to watch. The dude scored all three touchdowns for the Bears yesterday.

Next week, it’s the first place Lions. It would be really nice to beat these guys to sweep the season series.

Steve Rosenbloom has echoed what we’ve been thinking for a while now/other things

December 1, 2016

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/rosenblog/ct-bears-ryan-pace-rosenblog-spt-20161127-column.html

I was going to post this the other day, but completely forgot about it. The Bears have been in the shithole for years. Since Ryan Pace has been in town, he’s been difficult to find when the going gets tough. I am not a genius, but I don’t think that’s very good for this franchise.

I’ll let you all chime in with that.

Meanwhile, the Bulls still can’t play consistently good basketball by doing the same old shit: Turnovers, bad defense, missed free throws, etc. They are 10-7 and in 3rd place in the Eastern Conference.

Hey, the Blackhawks are doing their thing. They are in first place in the Western Conference and one point behind the Canadiens for the best record in the entire league.

Open thread

November 23, 2016

I want to wish all of you guys a Happy Thanksgiving. I am sure I would forget some of you, so I just wanted to thank all of you as a whole for coming to this website and contributing. I couldn’t pick a better group of magnificent bastards to talk sports with.

Robbie Gould tries winning the game for the Bears; Bears say “No, thanks.” – Giants 22 Bears 16

November 20, 2016

It was there ladies and gentleman. There were the Bears at the two-minute warning, driving with a chance to win the game. Then, Cutler goes Cutler on everyone by throwing an interception. And this was after Robbie Gould missed two extra points for the Giants. It was almost as if he was trying to re-pay the favor for just one game.

This miserable season can’t end soon enough. Six games to go. It’s time for the Bears to start Matt Barkley. Sure, he probably sucks too, but the Bears need to see if they have someone other than Connor Shaw who can be on the roster next year. I don’t hate Cutler, but we all know enough is enough. This has been stale for quite some time.

And if someone can tell me why Ryan Pace hasn’t came out of hiding yet to have some type of press conference to address these issues, feel free to let me know. It’s almost as if he is scared to do this for fear of being criticized (and rightfully so).

Mike Trout to the Cubs? What do you think?

November 18, 2016

http://www.sportsrageous.com/rumors/mlb-rumors-cubs-acquiring-mike-trout-angles-kyle-schwarber-javier-baez/57694/

According to Ted Berg of USA Today, the Cubs could and should pull off a trade for Mike Trout this winter. He pointed out that Chicago has the assets to make it happen while also retaining potency on their lineup.

“The Cubs, for their incredible depth, can somehow put together an incredible package of potential superstars, capable big leaguers, and prospects without tearing apart the bulk of the lineup that just won 103 games and the World Series,” Berg opined.

Berg also suggested a possible Cubs trade package for Trout that include seven players from the major and minor leagues. These players are Kyle Schwarber, Javier Baez, Albert Almora, Miguel Montero, Jeimer Candelario, Mark Zagunis and Ian Happ.

Jameis Winston is a pile of human feces: Buccaneers 36 Bears 10 (In the fourth quarter)

November 13, 2016

Let it be known: Jameis Winston got away with sexually-assaulting a woman when he was at Florida State. This guy should be in prison right now. And no, this really doesn’t have anything to do with what happened in today’s game. I just wanted it to be clear. Fuck this human.

Now, onto the game: Fuck the Bears. I am tired of seeing Jay Cutler. Just enough. When someone throws an interception for a touchdown to Chris fucking Conte, you don’t belong on my favorite football team. This franchise is ran by the worst football people ever. This is truly PATHETIC.

Jordan Howard was the only one worth a damn today and even he fumbled the ball.

The countdown continues to what are praying to be final stand of Ryan Pace and John Fox. I’d throw Ted Phllips in that pile of garbage as well, but we all know he could give everyone chlamydia and still hold his job. Fuck this guy with a rusty fence post.