Fire Ryan Poles | Fire Ben Johnson

There really isn’t much else to say. Robbie Gould, the most overrated kicker in football, threw yet, another game away for the Bears in his career by missing two easy field goals in this game.

I fucking knew it after the first miss that the Bears were going to lose this game. I told myself “remember that missed kick”.

Yet, the Bears got a gift at the end of the 4th quarter by some dude, who I already forgot his name, take back a 75-yard run to the 25 or whatever it was.

Gould misses again at the end of regulation.

Fuck Robbie Gould. Fuck him until he turns blue. And fuck Kenny Albert, too. If nobody believes he isn’t the kiss of death to Chicago sports now, then I don’t know what will convince them. Every big game he calls for a Chicago sports team, they end up losing. I would be very happy if someone ripped his vocal cords out.

Season over. Now, I can start looking forward to the offseason where I will pray that the Bears will release the highest paid and most overrated kicker in the NFL for someone who actually won’t bitch about money.

David Price is going to the Red Sox – 7years/$217 million (!) – and Greinke is rumored to sign with the Dodgers or Giants. Thoughts?

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/14268105/david-price-agrees-7-year-217-million-deal-boston-red-sox

Anybody see that one coming? I know. Me either.

I am too worked up after giving myself a headache by screaming at the TV the last three hours. I’ll post some thoughts in the thread when I calm down.

In the meantime, add your opinions.

Goodnight.

Happy Thanksgiving everybody.

I am not going to get into every reason why the Bears lost this game. But make no mistake about, this is all on John Fox and Adam Gase for the horrendous play-calling. Fuck these guys.

It’s 4th and goal late in the game. Fox and Gase, seeing as they hadn’t scored a touchdown all game, decided to go for it and still, they didn’t cash in.

When the Bears were driving at the end, all I was thinking about was Fox and Gase refusing to take the points earlier in the quarter. That came back to bite them in the ass and put a staple on this season. Whatever chance the Bears had of making the playoffs is now over. Even if they win out, it would next to impossible with all of the teams they have in front of them.

The Bears head to Lambeau to take on the Packers this Thursday for a Thanksgiving evening match-up. And to my understanding, all fans coming to the game will receive a complimentary Brett Favre dick pic while the Packers his number. I believe our friend, Jimmy D. will be there. Maybe he can give us a live report on how that goes.

Congratulations to Joe Maddon (NL Manager of the Year), Jake Arrieta (NL Cy Young) and Kris Bryant (NL Rookie of the Year).

I bet all would have preferred a Cubs World Series title, but the future is looking brighter for the Cubs.

Finally, a game where the Bears didn’t drive me bat shit crazy. At the start, it looked like another atrocious effort from the defense. They really need to stop giving up touchdowns with ease on the first drive of games. But, after that, they smothered the Rams and contained Todd Gurley. Jay Cutler kicked ass and the Bears went on to win. I admit to being shocked that they played this well. There hasn’t been in a game in a few years where the Bears won like this. And the defense did well without Pernell McPhee.

Zach Miller – This is really a feel good story. He was hurt last year in the preseason after playing very well. I thought he wouldn’t be back with this team. He saves the Bears last week and this week, an amazing breakaway touchdown on the first drive. Then, he scored the next touchdown on a nice catch. He’s been a great compliment to Martellus Bennett. The Bears need both of these guys.

Jeremy Langford/Ka’Deem Carey – I put these two in the recap last week and rightfully so. They both had repeat stellar performances. First, Langford with a big catch and run for over 80 yards for a touchdown. He had 182 total yards. He lead the team in both rushing and receiving. With Carey, he gave Langford some rest and had some big runs for first downs. It appears that Matt Forte will be replaced by both Langford and Carey.

Jay Cutler – Well, he hasn’t been the Dickface that we all expected to him to be. He’s thrown some interceptions but hasn’t been as terrible in the last two games. He needs to keep making smart decisions. He had a big run today for a first down. He also has been smart with where he passes to.

Marc Mariani – This guy fucking sucks. Two weeks ago, he fumbled two punt returns in a row. Neither resulted in turnovers. This week, it caught up to the Bears. He fumbles on a return and luckily, the Rams only gained a field goal out of it. Good thing the Rams were terrible today. That could have opened up the flood gates. If John Fox doesn’t replace him with someone else, then he is no better than Lovie Smith or Marc Trestman. There are other players who are more than capable of taking back returns than Marc Mariani. I cringe every time the other team punts.

Tracy Porter – He found the fountain of youth today. He broke up numerous passes. Him and Antrel Rolle were both playing like they did five or six years ago. It isn’t a lack of effort from these two as to why they have been bad for most of the season. They have tried to adjust but their age has slowed them down. This game, they did their best to adjust and it worked. The defense was outstanding after that first drive.

Shea McClellin – He returned today and played well. He lead the team in tackles and ripped the ball out of Tre Mason for the turnover. He was awful since getting drafted. Maybe this new system is bringing out the best in him. He was actually playing decent before his injury.

Greg Robinson – Ladies and gentleman, I stand corrected. All this time, I was saying that Vladamir Ducasse was the worst offensive lineman in football. Greg Robinson of the St. Louis Rams proved me wrong. He leads the NFL in penalties for an offensive lineman. Today, three more holding penalties for Mr. Robinson. Vladamir Ducasse, you are now number two on the list. Congratulations, dickhead.

The Broncos are in Chicago next week. The Bears are slowly, but surely, moving up in the standings.