Fire Ryan Poles | Fire Ben Johnson

I told everybody on this site last Sunday that the Bears would lose this game. I was right. I said after this game, to stick a fork in this PATHETIC excuse for a team. The Redskins tried to give the game away numerous times and the Bears said “No thanks”.

I am not going to write a recap because it’s not worth my time. Fuck Cutler and his stupid decisions. Fuck Lovie and Martz on their stupid play calling. Fuck Matt Forte for his stupid fumbles.

This season is over. They aren’t winning the division. They aren’t going to the playoffs. Anybody want to argue? Come on idiots. Where are you dumb fucks at?

That’s what I thought.

FUCK THIS DAMN TEAM.

Fire away.

Before I get to the recap, a shout out goes to Carl from Fire Mike Martz for letting me use his parking pass to Sunday’s game. For the rest of you, check out his site. It’s much better written than anything on here.

Seattle sucks. Plain and simple.  But yet, they came out and depantsed the Bears on both sides of the football. The offensive line sucked. The running game couldn’t get going. Instead of the Bears sitting Cutler another game to make sure he was healthy, they threw him out there and he once again looked lost on a lot of plays. Oh and on defense, the Bears once again became the infamous “I-Pass Defense.” Luckily, the Packers lost too so the Bears maintain their one game lead in the division.  Let’s break it down:

Mike Martz: This guy is really showing why other teams didn’t want him. He doesn’t allow Cutler to call audibles nor does he make any adjustments during the game. Instead of shortening the back-drops for Cutler, he continues to make him do seven step back-drops which results in him getting killed. In the Dallas game, they had Cutler do immediate throws which resulted in big plays and touchdowns for the Bears. In the last few games, no changes. Cutler was sacked six times and one of them was for a safety. That needs to change. The offensive line fucking sucks and it’s not going to get better. So it’s time to adjust to the shitty line. It can be done.

And for all those fucking idiots who want to bring up stats, here’s one for you clowns: The Bears were 0-12 on 3rd downs.  That’s PATHETIC.

Defense: Well it took six games but the defense returned to it’s old self. As mentioned in the beginning, the “I-Pass defense” made an appearance and didn’t leave. The supposed “bend it but not break” defense as they call it broke and any logical fan saw it coming.

Charles Tillman fucking sucks. You want proof of that? Mike Williams who has been an NFL bust had the game of his life with (Cue the idiots) 10 catches for 123 yards. And who was he being defended by nearly the whole game? Tillman. Oh and Tillman also did a nice job trying to cover Deon Butler (Who?) on a 22 yard touchdown play. What a piece of shit. Angelo needs to find a cornerback in next year’s draft who can actually play defense on a wide receiver instead of one who’s only capable of causing fumbles once in a great while.

The front four of the defense wasn’t very good either. They did cause some pressure on Hasselbeck but for the most part, he had all day to throw. The defense as a whole played like shit. Even if Briggs was able to play, it probably wouldn’t have mattered. They gave up over 100 yards rushing and nearly 250 yards passing. It doesn’t sound like much but it was enough to beat this team.

Stupid penalties: Once again, the Bears prove they are the center of the universe when it comes to this. On a kickoff return in the second half, Danieal Manning takes back a touchdown yet to have it called back on a holding penalty by the returning Rod Wilson. There was a reason why this guy wasn’t picked up by another team. Apparently, the Bears also love picking up other team’s trash and thinking they will do better on their team. Oh and can someone explain to me why a holding or illegal block in the back always seemed to be called? How fucking hard is it to just block somebody and not push them from behind or grab them and throw them to the ground? Oh that’s right. These are the Bears we are talking about.

Next week, the Bears face another average team in the Redskins. Go ahead and print it now. The Bears will lose. I don’t think they have beaten them since the early 90’s. I don’t think that’s a joke either. They seriously haven’t beaten them in the last 10 or 15 years. I don’t see it changing next Sunday either. 4-3 here we come.

Let it all out.

Eh. This is going to be a short recap. Bears win 23-6 thanks to Matt Forte, defense and special teams. Matt Forte was all tits rushing for 100+ yards in the first quarter alone. He only had about 65 yards the rest of the way but that had a large part in interceptions and incomplete passes by an idiot impersonating as a quarterback by the name of Jonathon Quinn Todd Collins. This guy fucking sucks. He could have put the game away in the 1st quarter but instead throws an interception at the goal line in heavy traffic. Too bad Lovie took until late in the 3rd to put Hanie in. Lovie is an idiot too. I don’t ever want to see that pathetic excuse for a quarterback Moses Moreno Todd Collins play another down for the Bears.

The defense was outstanding. Julius Peppers is one bad ass on the field. A lot three and outs and the core shut down the Panthers running game. Despite Jimmy Clausen being a bad quarterback, this defense is still strong. They showed it against the Cowboys, then the Packers and even last week against the Giants for the most part.

On special teams, Danieal Manning had a good return to start off the game which led to the first touchdown. Then on the first punt for Carolina, Devin Hester nearly took it back for a touchdown. And Robbie Gould nailed three field goals so nice to see he is taking care of business.

The Bears get the Seahawks next week at home. Yours truly will be there in section 208. We will see how that pans out.

Tonight at 9 p.m., the defense begins.

Well the Bears had to lose at some point. It might as well have been Sunday night against the Giants. Everything that could go wrong did go wrong in this one. Just absolutely PATHETIC all around. It’s once again a bit late for yours truly so I’ll try to make this quick. Feel free to add anything I may have missed.

Offense: We all saw this coming. Jay Cutler gets killed. You figure after the first 300 times he was hit this season, that there would be a time where he would have been knocked out with a concussion. He was sacked about 35 times in the first half and hit about another 15 times. Of course, I am exaggerating that a bit but he got hit just about everytime he dropped back. Some weren’t his fault and some were because he took a lot of time trying to look down field. However, knowing that the offensive line sucks big time, he should have known better. Now there is a good chance he is going to be out at least a couple of weeks. And even with that, where was the Martz adjustment in this game? We saw a big adjustment in the game against the Cowboys but it seemed that nothing changed in this one.

Todd Collins: This guy fucking sucks. How stupid can the Bears be to sign this guy? There was a reason why nobody else wanted him. When he got knocked the fuck out late in the game, I yelled “Thank God”. I don’t ever want to see this ass clown in the game for the Bears again.

Caleb Hanie: Now I have been on the Caleb Hanie bandwagon since he got here but he was not much better. He threw one good pass to Knox that left us fans one last shot to think they could make a game of this. Then on 4th on 18, he throws a five yard pass to the flat. What. The. Fuck. Nice going. Good luck next week. And the week after. And the week after that…

Defense: The defense actually played pretty well in this game with the exception of the two touchdown drives. Julius Peppers had a great game forcing pressure on Manning and blocking some passes. The defense also caused three turnovers which should have been enough had the offense actually scored points.

So here are the Bears still in first place at 3-1. This is the same record they had last year at this time. So if history tells you anything, there is a good chance they could tank which is quite possible. The Panthers are next. They haven’t won a game yet but I am sure the fans down there are really excited to see the Bears come to town next week.

Who here said the Bears would start off 3-0? Anybody? Yeah. Me either. They won yet another game they had no business winning. I hate to be the party pooper on this but they still haven’t proved they are for real and I think many will agree with me on that. Then again, I’d rather be lucky than good.

So let’s take a look at this: The Bears should have won this game easily by at least 10 points. It started off with Robbie Gould missing a field goal on the first drive. Later in the first half, Cutler threw a unnecessary pass for an interception in the end zone. For the touchdown pass that Cutler threw to Olsen late in the half, it was an inch away from being intercepted. So with that being said, the Bears were about as close to being in trouble as it could be.

Then we move to the second half. Cutler marches the Bears down the field. Earl Bennett gets down by contact at the 1 (Just barely but contact no less). So Lovie challenges the play which I thought Bennett was not down so I can’t blame him for that. However, I can blame Lovie for once again proving he is an idiot by going for it on 4th down. Cutler doesn’t throw the pass right on the money but Clark still should have caught that ball. How stupid of Lovie not to just take the points there? He almost costs the Bears yet another loss. Then in the 4th quarter, Cutler throws yet another interception but once again, the Bears escape disaster on a roughing the passer call.

On defense, there still needs to be a lot of adjustments. Rodgers had his way with the Bears secondary all game. Luckily, Peppers blocked a field goal and then late in the game, Briggs and Urlacher caused a fumble on what should have been a game-winning drive for the Packers.

Oh yeah. Devin Hester. About damn time. He needs to do that a few more times so maybe it can get through Lovie’s thick head that Hester has no business being a receiver. I’d also like to add that the Bears running game needs to get going. They simply cannot rely on just passing the whole game.

So I will take the 3-0 record every time but I am not getting excited. I’ve seen this story before. And I also know who the coach of this team is.

I am sure I’ve left some stuff out mainly because I am typing this late at night but feel free to add your insight to this.

Let it all out.