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Alright. I don’t think I’ve ever watched an entire WNBA game. Ever. Since it’s inception in 1997 I believe, I have watched bits and pieces throughout the years. However, a certain young lady who has came to Chicago has made me watch a little bit more. Don’t worry. I won’t be writing any articles anytime soon about how the Chicago Sky need to do this and do that to get better and who sucks on the team. I am only concentrating on one person: Elena Delle Donne.

I first heard about her about two or three years ago when The Lakers Crisis Network (known to others as ESPN) ran a story about how she made certain decisions that affected her both personally and academically. I am too lazy to research the entire story but in short, she was recruited to play basketball at UConn which has had one of the best women’s teams in the country for quite a while. After being at UConn for just a short period of time, she transferred to The University of Deleware so she could be closer to her family; especially her older sister who had both autism and cerebral palsy.

I think it was also reported that many people were saying that this would hurt her draft status by playing basketball at a smaller school rather than a powerhouse like UConn. She ended up being one of the best players in college along with Brittney Griner over their college careers. Griner was taken first in this past year’s draft and Delle Donne was second. Currently, Delle Donne is the leader in All-Star voting and it’s the first time a rookie has done so. The Chicago Sky are on their way to make the playoffs for the first time in franchise history. Well, hey. At least one Chicago professional basketball team is doing something good these days.

I cannot admire a woman as much as I do with her. It certainly doesn’t hurt that she’s also, quite the babe. Do I give a shit that’s she 6’5? Fuck no. Unless your superficial, that means nothing. I have made it well known on this site over the years that my taste is usually in older women but holy shit. Elena Delle Donne. Even the name gets you interested. She has the look as well as the brains. A woman needs both to get me interested. Now for the party-pooper part and I am praying this changes soon: She’s apparently, becoming friends with residential HOOR, Sarah Spain. Elena, stay as far away from this woman as you can.

That’s it from me. Here are two more pictures for you to drown in:

Welcome.

It makes zero sense to me why the Bulls want to keep their draft picks because, as we all know, the dumbass who is also a head coach doesn’t like to play rookies. He enjoys playing his starters for 40+ minutes a game and when they are injured, they are still out there playing. I don’t need to refresh everyone’s nightmares of specific players, but feel free to check old articles from the previous seasons. The Bulls took Tony Snell from New Mexico in the first round and Erik Murphy from Florida in the second. From all of the reports, Tony Snell looks like a steal for the Bulls. The guy can play forward or even shooting guard and he can play good defense. Some say he may be a bit undersized but I think that is overrated. With the way ThomASS coaches, neither of these picks will see much of the court this season. PATHETIC.

Then, a mere few days later, general manager and village idiot, Gar Forman decides to fire assistant coach, Ron Adams. From what everyone says, this guy was one of the most respected assistants in the league. It was reported that he might have been fired because he disagreed with some of the decisions being made with the roster. It’s nice to know if you voice your opinion to try to make things better, you’ll get fired. Then, Forman says in his press conference that all decisions being made go through him and that he has the final say. So Gar, you fucking hack, you don’t like ThomASS either so why don’t you fire him?

This whole “plan” of trying to win an NBA championship is falling apart as we speak for the Bulls dis-organization. Instead of trying to make this team better, things are getting worse. The sad part about all of this? It could have been prevented if Derrick Rose isn’t playing late in a playoff game that is not in doubt. Now, he isn’t the same. The top center on this team has two bad feet but continues to be used instead of just resting. Deng and Boozer are still decent but just pieces of the puzzle. The most important pieces aren’t there (an actual head coach and a healthy superstar).

Welcome to NBA hell. It’s going to be a while.

Two months without shaving and six without a haircut. I’m due.

This feels so good. So good.

January 2013 – I just had a FEELING.

Ticket stubs and rally towels to every Game 5 this year. All wins.

Before I get to anything, most of you have requested that I add a name to the title of this site. I wanted to let all of you know that I will grant that request when I get more time to work on it.

Hey, did anybody catch that NBA Finals? Pretty good, huh? For you basketball people out there, let me ask one question:

Do you know why the Spurs lost the Finals? Anybody?

You guessed it. Free throws. I know. It’s like a broken record. But hey. The proof is right there. It was Game 6, the final minute and all that had to be done was for the Spurs to make all of their free throws. If that happens, the trophy is theirs. Simple, right?

Before the idiots (Yeti, TDubbs, Greg, etc.) come in herds, let me say that Gregg Popovich is still one of the best coaches in the NBA and I’d take him over that imposter the Bulls have for a head coach any day of the week. He actually knows when to rest his players and is a better coach overall. In Game 6, his players failed him. They missed free throws and made costly decisions in the final minute that prevented them from winning a title. Sure, he can get blamed for benching Tim Duncan in part of the final two minutes but that’s not the reason why they lost. I am not saying, I am just saying.

Fire  Tom Thibodeou.

Fire away.

Get well soon Chucky. May you come back with more ANGER than ever before.